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The first thing that I would attempt would be a back flip because I have a back flip block so I cant do one then after that I would rob a bank leaving absolutely no evidence then I would go take all my new found money and spend it without getting caught ever even after my good luck was gone and get a side by side a four wheeler a dirt bike a truck a skyline all new hunting gear all name brand cloths a couple of coon dogs a new coon light if I ran out of money while making these purchases I would just rob a another bank keep buying things then I would jump out of a plane without a parachute and survive then I would find Bigfoot go home and go to sleep  

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 if there was treasure in this town it would be in my back yard and if cage helps me find it then when we find it I tell him to get off my property before I have him arrested for criminal trespassing but if the treasure happened to not be in my back yard for some odd reason then him and I will go on a treasure hunt and when we find the treasure which I am assuming is like lots of dollars  then I would probably just split it with him and save myself a lot of trouble trying to fight the guy  

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• Horses may not be kept in bathtubs. this has to be one of my favorite laws for south Carolina the main reason is just like how... how do you get a horse in a bathtub like that is either a a pretty big bath tub or it is a small horse 
•  Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault. this law really bugs me becuase like the i feel that real teeth would be a lot worse than the fake teeth so if anything the law should be flipped around